Very Expensive Wine

Until reading Benjamin Wallace’s book, The Billionaire’s Vinegar: The Mystery of the World’s Most Expensive Bottle of Wine, I had no idea that a story about a single bottle of wine could turn into an enthralling page-turner reminiscent of a Sherlock Holmes mystery. The bottle in question is a 1787 Chateau Lafite Bordeaux supposedly owned and engraved by Thomas Jefferson and bought for the collection of publishing maven, Malcolm Forbes, for $156,000 at a Christie’s auction in 1985. The controversy continues to this day with winemakers, connoisseurs, collectors, auctioneers, tycoons, and FBI agents, and the sale of this bottle has had devastating implications to the wine world at large. Not only did the auctioning of this bottle interest wine aficionados, but also American history buffs, and it “was comparable to the first edition of an old book; it was an esoteric object that would likely draw a free-spending fanatic or two.” And that it did.

Even in the playground of billionaire collectors, the question arises as to how someone could spend so much on an item that should, in theory, be purchased for its temporariness and its destiny of being consumed. Mainly a collector of art, Forbes “didn’t consider the 1787 Lafite a bottle of wine so much as a historical artefact” (73). A bit of a slap in the face for wine lovers, but auction houses intended to draw in crowds by marketing wine as rare commodities: the bottles themselves were works of art and the contents inside were valuable elixirs (even if never drunk). Wallace writes: “Inert antiques were all very well, but there was magic in old wine – a mysterious and wonderful alchemy in something that could live and change from two hundred years and still be drinkable.” The trend started by Christie’s in the 1980’s continues today, even amid controversy and criminal investigations. A further example of this extravagance is the 18,000-bottle wine cellar of theatrical composer, Andrew Lloyd Webber, sold for $6 million by Sotheby’s in 1997.

Given such astronomical sums of money, it is no surprise that the authenticity of wine often comes into question. Wherever expensive things are valued, there are bound to be forgeries and “wine was among the easiest collectibles to fake. As a luxury commodity … a bottle of fine wine wasn’t carefully tracked in its peregrinations.” Robert Parker, an American wine critic, says in the book, “This is the only product in the world that you can sell for thousands of dollars without a certificate of origin.” So where does value come from? Michael Broadbent, head wine auctioneer of Christie’s, helped to develop a wine vocabulary commonly used in the business which includes provenance (the history of a wine’s custody since its creation) and ullage (the space between the base of the cork and the surface of the wine that grows as wine evaporates over time). Auctioneers emphasize these attributes, along with age and rarity of the wine itself, as well as the pristine condition of the label, the storage of the bottle, and the age of the glass used for making the bottle. Bottle size is also a factor; aside from standard wine bottles, most people are familiar with magnums (equivalent of two bottles) and double magnums (four bottles). But there are also lesser-known sizes, such as Salamancas (twelve bottles) and Nebuchadnezzers (twenty bottles). Simply based on the sheer volume of wine inside, these large bottles bump up the price and “collectors loved these – for their rarity, for their drama, and for the fact that wine aged more slowly in them.”

At auctions, “as wine became detached from its traditional role as a table beverage – as it became a fetish or a trophy or an investment – it became more common to find private collections of wine that far exceeded their owners’ abilities to drink them.” With this fetish, something other than monetary value arose, a term that Jefferson himself alluded to when he wrote that “things acquire a superstitious value, because of their connection with particular persons.” It was this “imaginary value” that piqued Forbes’ interest in the Lafite bottle which was found amongst a stash of unclaimed bottles in Paris that were supposedly owned by Jefferson. So the mystery ensues.  Authentic or not, it still stands as the single most expensive bottle of wine in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Have Fruit, Will Travel

With summertime upon us, there are delectable local fruits on offer in markets and roadside fruit stands across Ontario, not to mention the extra helping of imported exotic fruits that line the grocery store shelves. But how many of us know the stories of adventure and commerce behind those pyramids of mangos and heaps of bananas? Or about the staggering cornucopia of outlandish fruits around the world that are not even represented on our grocery shelves? Who knew, for instance, there is such a specimen known as peanut butter fruit? Or a charichuela that tastes like lemonade-infused cotton candy? Or apples that tastes like cinnamon? This is only the tip of the iceberg of facts that crop up in Adam Leith Gollner’s book, The Fruit Hunters: A Story of Nature, Adventure, Commerce and Obsession. Read more

If You Can’t Stand the Heat

Without formal cooking credentials to your name, it’s best to avoid inviting Mario Batali to dinner. Bill Buford, writer for The New Yorker magazine, knew the potential for humiliation, but he did it anyway. As if that wasn’t enough, he proceeded to get permission to work in the kitchen of Batali’s Manhattan restaurant, Babbo. For the enjoyment of restaurant enthusiasts everywhere, the details of this adventure are documented in his book, Heat: An Amateur’s Adventures as Kitchen Slave, Line Cook, Pasta-maker, and Apprentice to a Dante-quoting Butcher in Tuscany. Read more

Table for One Around the World

Even as a reluctant celebrity, Anthony Bourdain continues to unwittingly mould his career as a chef into that of a renowned TV personality and bestselling author, who has been treating readers to his irreverent style of writing since 2001 when his book, Kitchen Confidential – about the darker side of restaurant kitchens – became a hit. Since then, Bourdain has had no shortage of writing credits to his name and he sets out to find the nasty bits that make cooking and travelling darkly entertaining. Bourdain is an executive chef in Manhattan, as well as a multi-tattooed, chain-smoking, well-travelled, wickedly funny writer. Read more

The Food Connection

In no book has the phrase “You are what you eat” meant as much as in Michael Pollan’s The Omnivore’s Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals. This book needs no further accolades after receiving numerous awards in 2007, including the prestigious James Beard Award and a nod as one of The New York Times 10 Best Books of the Year. With all this formal recognition behind it, the book can accomplish what it set out to do: educate the masses about how the elements of a meal get to our plates. Combining science, philosophy, anthropology, and journalistic investigation, Pollan sets out to answer the question “What should we have for dinner?” Since humans are omnivores, it becomes far more complicated than need be; thus, the dilemma. He writes, “When you can eat just about anything nature has to offer, deciding what you should eat will inevitably stir anxiety.” Later, he concludes, “We’ve discovered that an abundance of food does not render the omnivore’s dilemma obsolete. To the contrary, abundance seems only to deepen it, giving us all sorts of new problems and things to worry about” (7). He tries to assuage our dilemma by inspiring a conscientious approach to meals by remembering that food comes from somewhere other than the supermarket or refrigerator. Read more

Waiter Secrets

What are the secrets to being a great waiter? Phoebe Damrosch learned there’s more to it than writing “Thank you” in bubble letters next to a smiley face on the cheque at the end of a meal. By working her way into the restaurant of a celebrity chef and learning from the best in the field, she became privy to those secrets. Service Included: Four-Star Secrets of an Eavesdropping Waiter chronicles her success moving from English student busboy to dining room captain. Read more

Eating Without Borders

Many people travel to enjoy exotic food directly from the source. Who couldn’t argue that Pad Thai tastes exponentially better from a stall on the streets of Bangkok or that Crème Brule has a certain je ne sais quoi when eaten in a Parisian bistro? Sometimes it’s beneficial to get a glimpse of the food served in other countries, if for no other reason than to avoid any surprises; as British food writer, Tom Parker Bowles, describes in his book, The Year of Eating Dangerously: A Global Adventure in Search of Culinary Extremes, sometimes we need to experience cuisine by delving into menu items that define the extreme edges of a culture, the type of food that not everyone would even agree is food. Read more

Broken English: Lessons Given and Received in South Korea

I may have broken the English language. I may have inflicted a disservice to the linguistic excellence of my mother tongue. I may have shattered the pristine image of the modern world’s lingua franca. I’m sorry I broke it, but giving English lessons to children in South Korea wasn’t easy. Being an ambassador of English, I had all the more reason to treat the language properly, I know; but I wasn’t getting through to them with my wordy sentences, so I needed to break them down. Read more

The Music and Rhythm of the Cuban Spirit

he waves of the Atlantic Ocean cannot be contained by the walls of the serpentine boardwalk, known as the Malecon, where the northern edge of Havana meets the sea. The swells of the ocean burst into a mist of salty spray over the sidewalks and roadways. Despite the occasional shower of sea water, locals and visitors alike congregate here at all times of day to socialize and it has become the city’s largest hangout. The buildings that line this section of town have the architectural savvy of being majestic even while crumbling and deteriorating from decades of neglect. Contributing to this atmosphere of old-time elegance in Havana are ancient Cadillac and Chevrolet taxis, also in various stages of deterioration, that have paraded the streets of the Malecon since the 1950s. Read more